I was going to write something serious and thoughtful today, but a trip to Tim Young's Jukebox From Hell has cleaved that meme in twain, so to speak. (Thanks, Tim, I needed that!) Today's best quotes from the JFH ballot box:

Rebecca: "If you get hit by a bus in Heaven, where do you go? Detroit?"

Greg: "Every time 'God Bless the USA' is played, the terrorists win."

Check it out for yourself. You've worked hard today. You've earned it.