Seen on a Burger King marquee in Kalamazoo: "NEW FIRE-GRILLED SALADS". Sounds delicious. I'll have some mesquite-rubbed charbroiled arugula with Cajun blackened cucumbers and a side of barbecued radish, please.

Found in a stack of nested flowerpots in the garden: A colony of Tapinoma sessile. These bold, restlessly darting little ants ran right up my arm when I pulled a couple of the flowerpots apart. They don't sting and they're too small to bite humans effectively, so they will become another channel on Ant TV. I think I'll bring them some lunch tomorrow.